Conversations with a Naughty Mind...(well kinda lol)

There are times in my life that I'm told I tend to morph the simplest, most innocent things into naughty dirty thoughts...I personally believe that I don't do that—I'd like to think that everyone does that *big smiles*

Case in point...a conversation that happened yesterday morning between me and two co-workers...

Okay let me set this up for you - I'm talking to the Nicey & Cutie of the office, and we get into talking about crazy speeders on the turnpike--not people going 10 or so miles over the limit *blushes and whistles*, but people going 30 or so over in bigger vehicles. So here is how the conversation went:

Nicey: Seriously, the other day a semi was riding my ass, pushing me along and I was pissed. I mean, if I had gotten a blow-out that truck would have killed me, my dog and my wife...

Me: You listed your dog first?

Nicey: Well, he's in the crate in the back of my truck, he'd die first.

**side note, the crate is actually anchored in his truck bed, very safe and approved for his lab :)**

Cutie: You actually listed you first...

Me: Yeah, then your dog...

Nicey: Well, I love my dog...

Cutie: I'm calling your wife...

Nicey: Seriously, what else will let you spank their ass then as soon as you're done they turn around and lick you? How can you not love your dog?

Me: *opens my mouth to respond*

Cutie: Havan, do NOT say what you are thinking...

Me: *closes my mouth and gets back to work*

Now come on...I know I'm not the only one to think...um...well...yeah back to work *blushes and heads desk giggling*

Title Change Happening Here...

Yeppers...you heard right...I'm changing my title...hehe

Well you see...the Story Orgy are doing cute/nommy/funny/sensual/hot shorts for Christmas (did I mention nommy? *winks*) and we will put them all together into an anthology next year, donating the proceeds to a very worthy non-profit organization—hey...that's our thing, what we do...and if it ain't broke, don't fix it...lmao—and that is great, we love doing that!

...but...

I suck at coming up with titles for my stories to begin with...and now I have to come up with three titles for 3k-5k word shorts too? *heads desk repeatedly*

My first short I misfortunately named Meds 'n Mistletoe—yeah I did...lmao—and I thought about changing it but darned if that name didn't end up growing on me...lol (btw—if you are curious you can find that story starting here *smiles*)

And on to my second short located here...tentatively named Heating It Up. Well a friend of mine didn't really dig that name—no, I'm sorry he did dig it, a 6ft hole so he could bury it *heads desk laughing my assets off* yeah, I crack myself up sometimes. Well, evidently he thought it should have more of a Christma-sy feel to it, so we played with ideas...but couldn't find the perfect OMG title...so another friend stepped up to the plate...cracked his knuckles...and BAM hit that homer in (and he normally does too—he's a titling genius baby, and all mine! hehe)

So back to the point of this pointless blog...*eye roll giggling*...I am now officially changing the name of my second SO Christmas Short to Melting Jack Frost...now doesn't that have a nice bend-me-over-and-spank-my-assets type of feel to it? Yeah, I thought so too...*winks and hugs*