Hidey ho good neighbors . . . my name is Havan.
I have finally succumbed to my friend's insistence to start this blog *glares at said friend who is standing in back of room laughing at my assets right now* . . .
I am an as of yet unpublished erotica author but am working on that *giggles* . . . I tend to ramble on (I like my voice . . . it's quite smexy thank you very much) . . . and I write with a lot of emotion (blame my Italian heritage that I am quite proud of) . . .
I don't hold many punches and don't expect anyone else to . . . I enjoy knowing where I stand with people . . . I suck at guessing games! *chuckles*
This blog is a way for me to escape the cost of a shrink . . . and hopefully entertain a few people in the process . . . a win/win situation in my book . . . *winks*
Plus . . . if I meet new friends along the way . . . hey, that is freaking awesome! I like friends . . . they're fun . . . and I am all about the fun baby! *double wink* (hey this is my blog so I can double wink if I want . . . think of it as a double jointed eyelid or something . . . lol)
So without further ado . . . welcome to my lil slice of mischievous heaven . . . where there is no hate or bigotry and the innuendos are flying . . . don't forget to duck cause I would really like you to come back again . . . *waves and grins like a loon*
Hey, Doll...*waves from back of room* glad to see you made it. *blows kisses*
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm no new friend, but I'm happy to be here anyway
ReplyDeleteI'm not a new new friend either! *stands at back of room with LB and waves*
ReplyDeleteI think it's awesome that you've finally taken the leap! You're a very funny, charming, witty, (don't mind me...just building my wall to hide behind so I don't get hit with an innuendo) absolutely amazing person. I can't wait to see what antics you come up with. ((hugs))
ReplyDeleteThanks guys . . . who would have guessed that I'm the shy one of the bunch??? *giggles and huggles all the hotties*
ReplyDeleteIt's a beautiful blog my dear. Have great fun with it :)
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna be fun!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck, hon...not that you need it. ;)
Mild mannered? What pipe where you smoking when you wrote that? Seriously? I know if I need a laugh all I have to do is go see what trouble you and Lee are getting into!
ReplyDeleteOh welcome to the blogosphere!!! I am part of the welcome wagon but since I am new to the whole blogging thing myself I don't know what on earth I could give you!!!
Thanks everyone for your support . . . hope you guys don't mind being my crutches and keeping my wobbly legs standing through this experience . . . *giggles*
ReplyDeleteHey RED! . . . *winks wickedly and smirks* . . . that pipe thing is a whole nother story baby . . . but I'm told that when I sleep I happen to be pretty darn agreeable . . . that's how my eldest kiddo got that latest piercing evidently . . . *face palm x20* . . . and once again THAT's another story also . . . *bouncing on chair laughing my assets off*
Havan *winks wickedly and giggles* I'll follow you anywhere. *Hugs*
ReplyDeleteYay!!! *bouncing in chair & clapping* A daily dose of Havan is just what the doctor ordered!!! You know that I love reading / hearing ANYTHING you have to say my dear <3 Big Hugs & Love to you on your newest adventure in cyber-space ^_^
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