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Sweet
Alysia Constantine
Release date: February 4, 2016
Wacky author interview blitz!
(Rules
of the game, every answer must be 5 words or less)
What
flower would you like to see Alice dancing with in Wonderland?
Pansy. I love big
pansies.
Grossest
thing you ever held in your hand.
I live with dogs/cats.
What
do you think dogs dream about?
Giant rabbits ravaging the parks.
Who
would win if the sausage links and sausage patties got in a physical
altercation?
I’m vegetarian: they’re both scary.
Your
best life lesson advice?
Cherish precious pants-free time.
Name
a movie that demands a sequel but doesn’t have one.
Stay (Marc
Forster, 2005).
Your
top guilty pleasure?
Pants-free time.
Write
the most insane story you can think of. (remember the 5 word limit J)
I crept in and saw…
How
you feeling about bacon jerky?
Don’t call me jerky.
What
makes you wonder if there is an alternate reality at work here? (besides having
to answer wacky—albeit fun—interview questions)
Not wonder, but wish…
Blurb:
Not every love story is a romance
novel.
For Jules Burns, a lonely baker,
it is the memory of his deceased husband, Andy. For Teddy Flores, a
numbed-to-the-world accountant who accidentally stumbles into his bakery, it is
a voyage of discovery into his deep connections to pleasure, to the world, and
to his own heart.
Alysia Constantine’s Sweet is also the story of how we tell
stories—of what we expect and need from a love story. The narrator is on to
you, Reader, and wants to give you a love story that doesn’t always fit the
bill. There are ghosts to exorcise, and jobs and money to worry about. Sweet is a love story, but it also
reminds us that love is never quite what we expect, nor quite as blissfully
easy as we hope.
Categories: Contemporary,
M/M Romance, Fiction, Gay Fiction, Romance
246 pages
Publisher: Interlude Press
Cover Artist: C.B. Messer
Excerpt:
"Speakerphone."
"What?"
"Speakerphone. Put me on
speaker so you can use your hands. You're going to need both hands, and I won't
be held responsible for you mucking up your phone. Speaker."
Teddy set his phone on the counter
and switched to the speaker, then stood waiting.
"Hello?" Jules said.
"Is this thing on?"
"Sorry," Teddy said.
"I'm still here."
"It sounded like you'd
suddenly disappeared. I was starting to believe in the rapture," Jules
said, and Teddy heard, again, the nervous chuckle.
Their conversation was awkward and
full of strange pauses in which there was nothing right to say, and they
focused mostly on how awkward and strange it was until Jules told Teddy to dump
the almond paste on the counter and start to knead in the sugar.
"I'm doing it, too, along
with you," Jules said.
"I'm not sure whether that makes
it more or less weird," Teddy admitted, dusting everything in front of him
with sugar.
"It's just like giving a back
rub," Jules told him. "Roll gently into the dough with the heel of
your hand, lean in with your upper body. Think loving things. Add a little
sugar each time—watch for when it's ready for more. Not too much at once."
Several moments passed when all
that held their connection was a string of huffed and effortful breaths and the
soft thump of dough. Teddy felt Jules pressing and leaning forward into his
work, felt the small sweat and ache that had begun to announce itself in
Jules's shoulders, felt it when he held his breath as he pushed and then
exhaled in a rush as he flipped the dough, felt it all as surely as if Jules's
body were there next to him, as if he might reach to the side and, without
glancing over, brush the sugar from Teddy’s forearm, a gesture which might have
been, if real, if the result of many long hours spent in the kitchen together,
sweet and familiar and unthinking.
"My grandmother and I used to
make this," Jules breathed after a long silence, "when I was little.
Mine would always become flowers. She would always make hers into people."
Teddy understood that he needn't
reply, that Jules was speaking to him, yes, but speaking more into the empty
space in which he stood as a witness, talking a story into the evening around
him, and he, Teddy, was lucky to be near, to listen in as the story spun itself
out of Jules and into the open, open quiet.
When the dough was finished and
Jules had interrupted himself to say, "There, mine's pretty done. I bet
yours is done by now, too," Teddy nodded in agreement—and even though he
knew Jules couldn't see him, he was sure Jules would sense him nodding through
some miniscule change in his breathing or the invisible tension between them
slackening just the slightest bit. And he did seem to know, because Jules
paused and made a satisfied noise that sounded as if all the spring-coiled
readiness had slid from his body. "This taste," Jules sighed,
"is like Proust's madeleine."
They spent an hour playing with
the dough and molding it into shapes they wouldn't reveal to each other. Teddy
felt childish and happy and inept and far too adult all at once as he listened
to the rhythmic way Jules breathed and spoke, the way his voice moved in and
out of silence, like the advance and retreat of shallow waves that left in
their wake little broken treasures on the shore.
Only his fingers moved, fumbling
and busy and blind as he listened, his whole self waiting for Jules to tell him
the next thing, whatever it might be.
Buy the book
It’s all about the author…
Alysia Constantine lives in
Brooklyn with her wife, their two dogs, and a cat. When she is not writing, she
is a professor at an art college. Before that, she was a baker and cook for a
caterer, and before that, she was a poet.
Sweet is her
first novel.
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Hi, all: Thanks for stopping by the virtual tour today. I'll be back later this evening to respond to any questions or comments you leave here. -Alysia Constantine
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