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Hot on a Chipmunk’s Tail
Jackie Nacht
Series: Paranormal Dentistry
for the Fanged and Friendly, book five
Release date: November 20, 2015
Blurb:
This mountain lion
is out to chase his skittish chipmunk down.
Jason has always lived under the protection
of his twenty brothers and sisters. Even though he cares for his neighbor,
Will, when a chance to leave the home he's lived in forever, Jason takes the chance
and runs to White Pine. Unfortunately, some of his brothers are coming along
for the ride.
Will can't believe his shy chipmunk just up
and moved. Through the meddling of Jason's sisters and a best friend who lives
in White Pine, Will chases Jason to White Pine. Will they be able find the
connection in White Pine where they couldn't at home?
Categories: Humor, Paranormal,
Romance, M/M Romance
13,000 words
Publisher: MLR Press
Cover Artist: Winterheart Designs
Excerpt:
This absolutely,
positively sucks, Jason thought as he stood in front of Livingston's tiny rental
with his three brothers. The snow was coming down heavy and he tucked his chin
into his jacket to keep his face from freezing. If he didn't have to meet this
Livingston person for the first time, he would have shifted and saved himself
the pain. Someone had to be civil for this introduction; it sure as hell wasn't
going to be his brothers.
A few minutes later, Jason saw a man running
the last few yards before he got to the snow-covered sidewalk near them on the
porch. The guy wasn't paying attention in the least because he almost ran
face-first into Nikko. Damn, this guy was going to have to grow a better set of
eyes if he was willing to open his home to his brothers.
"Shit, Nikko, sorry about that."
Livingston stared down at his friend, then over at the chipmunks sitting on
each of Nikko's shoulders. Jason cringed, anticipating some antic from his
brothers. They were... well, they were... hell, he just hoped White Pine didn't
have a prison or Winslow and Sparks would have a frequent flyer card there.
"Where are you running to so
fast?" Nikko chuckled...and why was he acting so damn nervous? Did Nikko
not tell his friend who he was saddling him with? Jason's eyes widened. The
hell he didn't. This was an epic party foul in the making.
"Just... cold. Who are these
guys?" Livingston leaned toward one of the chipmunks, reaching for one
with his index finger when the little sucker hissed and spread out his tiny
arms at him. Jason smacked his forehead. Oh hell... here it comes.
"What the...?" Livingston shouted,
jumping back, nearly falling on his ass. "He almost bit my damn finger
off!"
The chipmunk started making little squeaking
noises before it fell off and shifted in midair. Sparks lay naked on the ground
before Livingston, laughing his ass off, holding his stomach.
"Oh shit! It's cold. Did you see him?
Scared the fuck out of him." Sparks cackled like a deranged man. Jason
shook his head. There was no way this was going to work.
Nikko pinched the bridge of his nose.
"You're naked in the snow. Nice first impression, Sparks."
Sparks didn't give a damn. Everyone knew
that as he continued to chuckle, then stood up before sauntering up the steps.
"Damn, I love me some nuts, but mine are moving up into my body. It's
freezing here."
The other chipmunk, Winslow, squeaked on
Nikko's shoulder, and Jason could tell his damn brother was laughing.
Nikko snorted.
Not you too, Nikko.
It's all fun and games, Nikko, until we live with you in that tiny fucking den
of yours. Dallas will kill the lot of us!
"I'm... Jason," Jason said
quietly. There was no need to add to the bizarreness of the situation. Best to
be like always, go unnoticed.
However, someone had noticed him once. And
he'd run. Fucking ran, terrified, and now his chance at being with that special
person was lost. Jason glanced down at his boots as he toed the cold snow. He
wasn't used to seeing so much of the stuff and wondered if he made the right
decision. After Christmas, he'd had a chance to move up there with his
brothers. Jason had been confused about Will and confessed it all to Nikko.
Nikko's suggestion rang clear in his head, Take
a break and see other places. If you miss him, you can move back home. You need
to figure it out and make a decision. We all know that Will has feelings for
you, but do you have feelings for him?
God, he did, but saying that to Will, the
mountain lion shifter, was a whole other story.
How could Jason tell his brother he missed
Will before they even got on the plane to Michigan? It was just that Will...
was so much. Every time the guy tried to talk to him, Jason clammed up, locked
down, and then fucking ran, hauling ass for the family barn.
Fuck, he was confused, and he needed to
figure everything out. He could go back. He could see Will again. Hell, he
should be paying attention to see if his brothers were going to cause more
shit.
Livingston jumped to and ran to open the
door, only to stumble as the other chipmunk zipped past him. Jason ran up the
steps and held out his arms as if he was going to catch the deer but was five
feet behind Livingston. He ended up following Livingston in, trailed by Nikko.
Livingston began removing his gloves, then dropped a backpack. Winslow shifted
and, Jesus, stood face to face in front of everyone with his naked twin
brother. Jason blinked, then blinked again before shuddering. This was
disastrous.
Now, it was pretty typical to shift and be
naked, but his brothers just stood there, no hiding, no shielding, and letting
it all hang out so to speak. Right in front of Livingston! Someone they didn't
know!
Livingston murmured to Nikko, "I know
I'm damn shy, but even now I'm trying everything I can not to look south and
make sure they aren't absolutely identical in all things."
Jason's jaw dropped. Oh hell... the deer was
just as nuts!
"Winslow and Sparks, here are your
clothes," Nikko said as he pulled out two pairs of jeans from the
backpack.
The twins dressed before walking, shirtless,
into the living room.
No fucking way. His twin brothers
walked right into Livingston's living room and put their feet on his coffee
table, grabbed a remote, and then turned on the television. Just like that,
they made themselves quite comfortable.
"Nikko, can I talk to you in the
kitchen?" Livingston's eyes widened as he stared at Nikko and Jason.
Livingston grabbed Nikko by the arm and
pulled him into the kitchen area, and Jason followed behind, leaning in the
entryway door. Nikko had the audacity to look guilty. Nikko never felt guilt.
He was an evil chipmunk that shared his plots with Livingston here and with
Theresa when he was back home. Sure,
Nikko, just let your buddy the deer here know he's about to be a victim of one
of your devilish plans.
Nikko leaned his ass against the island.
"I need a favor from you. Well, Philip and I need a favor from you."
"Does it..." Livingston paused as
Winslow walked in and opened the refrigerator. He pulled out the milk carton,
drank from it, and put it back in the refrigerator where he'd gotten it.
Winslow left with a milk mustache on his face and a shit-eating grin. Winslow
even winked at him as he left.
"What the hell was that?"
Livingston pointed his finger past Jason. "I just bought that milk,
dammit!"
"That's Winslow, my brother. Ugh... he
always does that. Look..." Nikko began. Jesus, Nikko was really struggling
here. "Wow, this is harder than I thought."
"What?" Livingston asked. Was
Nikko finally going to come clean? Ha!
"I have this problem..." Nikko
covered his mouth with his hand as he mumbled something.
"Buddy, look, I know you're a hoarder
and I still love you." Livingston went over to hug his friend.
Nikko pushed him away. "I am not a
hoarder. I store, dammit."
Says every damn
chipmunk in our hoarding family.
"Oh," Livingston murmured.
"Are you sure, because when we lived together, you had the left side of
the cupboard stuffed top to bottom full of every kind of nut and peanut butter
you could imagine. Hell, some even seemed to tip on my side, which continually
got smaller and smaller the longer we lived together." Livingston held up
his hands in defense as Nikko growled. "Not that I minded."
Jason mumbled, "He minded. Give the man
his space. Walk away, Nikko. Walk away."
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"Jason," Nikko chided. "He's
a true friend and well... you know I'm moving in with Dallas." Nikko
rubbed the back of his head.
"Yeah," Livingston frowned.
"I think I found someone to cover my
side of the rent. Well... if they can find jobs." Nikko chuckled
nervously.
Anyone would be out
of their fucking minds to hire them.
"Wait." Livingston's eyes bulged
as he pointed to the living room, "Them? As in all of them? No way."
"No... uh... just the twins."
Nikko shoved his finger through his unruly hair. Unfortunately, Nikko had
nothing on him when it came to crazy looking hair; he lived with hair that
looked like he stuck his finger in a light socket.
Sparks walked in at that very moment and
opened a cupboard. He spotted a jar of peanut butter, unscrewed it, then dipped
his finger in. He brought the scoop to his mouth and sucked on it slowly while
eyeing Livingston. Was he hitting on the guy? Was that supposed to be sexy? It
wasn't. Not. At. All.
Livingston opened a drawer near him and
pulled out a spoon, then handed it to Sparks.
"What? You don't like peanut
butter?" Sparks winked.
"Sparks," Jason groaned.
"I... eww." Livingston eyed Sparks
like he had lost his mind.
Jason was in some damn nightmare.
"What do you mean eww?" Sparks
acted insulted. It would go a long way if he didn't have a smudge of peanut
butter on the corner of his mouth.
"I mean, your hands were just on the
ground. Did you run here in shifter form? Did you wash your hands? You
contaminated that whole jar." Livingston waved his hand at the peanut
butter.
"Oh that's the chefy prep guy in
you." Sparks chuckled as he walked by and patted Livingston on the ass
like he was some damn teammate instead of a stranger. Jason cringed as he
noticed a smudge of peanut butter on Livingston's jeans.
"Chefy guy? Is he for real?"
Livingston asked Nikko.
"They take some getting used to, but
you'll never be bored," Nikko chuckled.
"I can't live with those guys,"
Livingston hissed. "Why can't I have him?" Livingston pointed to
Jason.
Jason jumped and pointed to his chest.
"Me?"
"Yeah, you... you seem... well,
quiet." Livingston waved at him.
Jason glanced over at Nikko as he began to
tremble a little. Livingston seemed like a nice enough guy but being removed
from all his family would be all kinds of hell for him.
"You can't have Jason. He's... well, he
needs to be close to his family. Jason's going to live with Gunner and
Phillip."
I believe the word
you are looking for, dear brother, is introverted.
Nikko actually appeared a bit sheepish
before continuing. "It won't be that long, I promise. We just need a bit
of time until something in town opens up."
Livingston's mouth dropped open. "That
could be months. Why don't they live with you and Dallas?"
"They can't. You know why. It's only
one bedroom, we have no room. Look, I know you're looking for a roommate and
need the help with the other half of rent. They're a bit crazy, but I promise
you they are nice guys. You'll fall in love with Winslow and Sparks."
Nikko approached him and hugged him. "Plus I don't like you living here
all alone."
Livingston sighed. "I do hate living
here alone. I'm talking to the walls, and it hasn't even been that long. You
know me. You think this will be good for me?"
"Just try it. If they become too much
trouble for you, I'll talk to Phillip and Gunner. I think in time they'll
settle and you three will get along. They've never been outside of Atlanta and
well... well, never mind. They'll be hellish," Nikko murmured.
"You were trouble, and I liked living
with you." Livingston sighed as he hugged Nikko.
Jason watched. It was clear that Livingston
and Nikko were best friends, that his brother had developed a lasting
friendship in this town. He hadn't seen any of his family interact with other
shifters, outside their mates at Christmas. Is this what it was going to be
like living in White Pine? Jason's body trembled. God, he wanted a friend, but
the idea of approaching new people about made his heart jump out of his chest.
Nikko chuckled, breaking Jason's thoughts.
"Yep, and they're me times two. You'll be good for them too. Hey, look
what came out of us living together." Nikko winked at him.
"Okay, I'll give them a try,"
Livingston breathed out.
Livingston pulled back and smiled at Nikko
just as the twins came scurrying by in chipmunk form. They ran around all their
legs a couple of times. One took off while the other stopped, patted Livingston
on the leg with his tiny paw, and zipped back out.
Jason laughed. "Nikko, you better make
sure to start looking fast."
It certainly was going to be interesting.
Now Jason just had to figure out where he was going to fit in this town.
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Short, sexy and sweet—where a little love
goes a long way.
That’s the best way to describe Jackie
Nacht’s stories. She was introduced to M/M Romance through her sister,
Stephani, and read it for years. Then, she thought it was time to put her own
stories on paper. Jackie began writing short and sweet stories that ended with
a happily ever after.
Thinking back to her own book addiction,
where there were many nights Jackie stayed up way too late so she could read
just one more chapter—yeah, right—Jackie decided to write short romances for
young adults as well as adults. Hopefully, they will give high school and
college students, or working men and women something they can read during their
lunch hour, in between classes or just when they want to briefly get away from
the daily stresses of everyday life.
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