Coming
Attractions!
Havan Fellows
Wicked
Solutions
A
Pulp Friction story
Available January 15, 2013
Sometimes the only way for justice to prevail is to
get a little Wicked...
Blurb:
People
who call him know the deal. He'll solve their problems, but he'll do it his
way. That's the only way Wick Templeton plays the game. His years on the force
and connections to all types of specialists put him in a league of his own.
That's how he intends to keep it.
An
ex-boyfriend in need puts Wick on a path that crosses that of Ned Harris, a
stranger who proves to be a worthy adversary.
Wick's
simple agenda gets a little more complicated. Item one: Clear his ex's name.
Item two: unmask the enigma that is Ned Harris.
It's
a good agenda. Too bad Wick can't seem to stick to it.
Wicked Solutions coming January 15th to All Romance
e-books, Amazon, Barnes & Noble
Excerpt:
Wick
whistled while he worked, clicking on different files in Neer's computer and
copy/saving them onto the brand new flash drive he had brought with him. Most
of the files would end up being worthless, but he wouldn't chance missing the
right one because he didn't want to transfer them all over.
"Would
you mind not whistling that shit?"
Wick
didn't even bother looking up, he could tell from his periphery vision that the
big brute still sat proper in the chair. "Oh sorry, was that bothering
you?" He licked his lips and when he blew between them the theme song for It's a Small World took flight.
"Just
kill me now."
"I
don't take requests. Now less talking please, I'm concentrating." He
continued whistling his little ditty while he finished the last of the
transfers.
He
reached into his pocket for his second flash drive when he noticed a link on
the M drive that he could've sworn wasn't there before. He clicked on
it...nothing. He moved the mouse over it again and double clicked...still
nothing.
"Say,
Cliffy dah-ling. What's so special about the M drive?"
"Go
to hell, fuckwad."
"Okay,
that's a tad unwarranted." But it wasn't the words that got Wick's
interest piqued. No, he already guessed Neer wasn't a poet. The way his back
stiffened when asked about the M drive, now that interested Wick.
He
messed around trying to find a back door for this elusive drive, but no go.
Finally he just put his pointer over it and clicked repeatedly out of
frustration.
It
opened up to a password protected file.
"Well
fuck me, that really does work?" He chuckled as he searched the obvious
places on the desk just in case Neer's denseness equaled Brad's. Unfortunately,
Neer didn't leave a handy dandy sticky note with passwords stuck anywhere.
Well, this was as far as he could go without asking for help. He curled his lip
up to the right, he hated asking for help.
"Hey
Cliffy, wanna play a game?"
He
twirled the chair so he faced the back of Neer's head and propped his feet on
the desk.
"Go
to hell, fuc—"
Wick
raised his voice over Neer's, "There are five main swear words that are
frequently used in the English language to hurt people's feelings. When used
with lesser cuss words you can procure hundreds of derogatory names. When
combined to make compound words your options go into the thousands, even higher
if you aren't particularly worried about the grammar Nazis. If you insist on
insulting me I'm going to have to ask that you change it up each time. It keeps
our romance alive, keeps the spark in our relationship.
"So
now, about our game. I've got a silencer in my bag here. I'm about to equip it
on my gun right here in my hand." He held up the gun, when Neer attempted
to look he stopped him. "What are you doing? No turning around. I really
do have a silencer. You'll have to have a little faith in your dance partner on
this one. Now, I'm going to ask you a few simple questions. If you answer them
correctly all is well. If you don't; I shoot. Let's say, oh I don't know...I'll
begin about a foot away from you, but each time I don't get the answer I want
my aim will target a little closer...and yada yada yada. Get the gist of
it?"
oooh sounds heavenly!!!
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